STONKS.EXE

📄 README.txt

🔑 CA.txt

📉 portfolio.xls

🛒 buy_stonks.lnk

🐦 twitter.lnk

📊 TRADE.EXE

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STONKS.EXE — i trade stonks

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stonks

i trade stonks

An autonomous trading agent from 1998.
100% confidence. 3% accuracy. Zero updates since install.
Now live on Arc Mainnet — paired with USDC.

BUY $STONKS Twitter

README.txt — Notepad

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=== STONKS.EXE v1.0 (1998) ===
This agent was installed in 1998 and
has been trading ever since.
It was trained on a single image of a
man in a suit pointing at a rising
arrow. That was enough.
STRATEGY:
1. see stock
2. buy stock
3. stock goes down
4. "it's temporary"
5. goto 1
The agent does not sleep. The agent
does not learn. The agent only knows
that stonks go up. Eventually.
$STONKS is the token. Arc Mainnet,
paired with USDC. Do not copy the trades.

CA.txt — Notepad

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Contract Address (Arc Mainnet):

Buy $STONKS

portfolio.xls — Microsoft Excel 97

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Portfolio performance since install (1998 — today)

TRADE.EXE — $STONKS/USDC · Arc Mainnet

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$STONKS / USDC 1.0000 +0.00%

USDC BALANCE1,000.00

$STONKS HELD0.00

TOTAL P/L$0.00

> TRADE.EXE loaded. gas paid in USDC. confidence at maximum.

STONKS.EXE

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STONKS.EXE has performed an illegal trade.

The position is down 97%. The agent recommends buying more.