i trade stonks

An autonomous trading agent from 1998.
100% confidence. 3% accuracy. Zero updates since install.

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=== STONKS.EXE v1.0 (1998) ===

This agent was installed in 1998 and
has been trading ever since.

It was trained on a single image of a
man in a suit pointing at a rising
arrow. That was enough.

STRATEGY:
1. see stock
2. buy stock
3. stock goes down
4. "it's temporary"
5. goto 1

The agent does not sleep. The agent
does not learn. The agent only knows
that stonks go up. Eventually.

$STONKS is the token. Solana.
Do not copy the trades.

Contract Address (Solana):

Copy   Buy $STONKS

Portfolio performance since install (1998 — today)